waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like
What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?
Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they never grew up. All those kids were dead.
My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything
My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this
My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child
Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug
You probably know what his reaction was
Person: *insults me*
me: ok bro whatevs
person: *hits or insults my dog*
me: *turns into FUCKING PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF SATAN*