primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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ven0moth:

tryna hug tall people like 

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spookinshield:

omg whaT A TRAVESTY

spookinshield:

omg whaT A TRAVESTY

tvhousehusband:

I think I’m in love with her.

moriarty:

thepartyponies:

kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

"Hail Hydra"

"if i dont make eye contact he isnt there"

mangocianamarch:


happy Ides of March all y’all plebeians

REMIND ME TO REBLOG THIS EVERY MARCH 15TH UNTIL I DIE

mangocianamarch:

happy Ides of March all y’all plebeians

REMIND ME TO REBLOG THIS EVERY MARCH 15TH UNTIL I DIE

plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

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primacdonaldsgirl:

when ur excited about something ur friends aren’t 

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wegotsdis:

All of the above motherfucker

wegotsdis:

All of the above motherfucker

marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

nerds-are-cool:

i-is-andy:

should I open the door

you should open the door

nerds-are-cool:

i-is-andy:

should I open the door

you should open the door

gay4perrie:

"remember when u"

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qamma:

qamma:

Why is no one talking about this app! You don’t need to ask artists on tumblr to draw your selfies anymore !! It’s called ‘French girls’ and on it you post a selfy and random people around the world draw you!!!! Some people draw funny stuff but some of these are actually really good! And there are so many art styles!!!???? LOOK AT SOME OF THIS ART???!!!??? It’s a FREE APP!! ITS FREE FFS!!! GET IT ITS SO GOOD!! And Also you can draw people too!!!

Seriously tho get this fuckin app plz

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

capn-devdev:

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUEHOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

Nail polish remover, sweetie.

Well okay I found some luckily

let’s try this shit out.
IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.


they are here to learn from the professionals.

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

capn-devdev:

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUE
HOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

Nail polish remover, sweetie.

Well okay I found some luckily

let’s try this shit out.

IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.

they are here to learn from the professionals.