squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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wifikings:

nvxus:

wifikings:

What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?

Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they never grew up. All those kids were dead.

my childhood….gone…..image

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

10knotes:

countries:
No shit Sherlock

10knotes:

countries:

No shit Sherlock

taggedrne:

taggedrne:

when ur iphone charger starts wearing a turtleneck u know the end is coming

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baiosbootybutt:


Very insightful, thank you

baiosbootybutt:

Very insightful, thank you

smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

my-barbershop-quartet-is-dead:

oknope:

most important school supplies

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serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

glitchdragon:

Person: *insults me*

me: ok bro whatevs

person: *hits or insults my dog*

me: *turns into FUCKING PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF SATAN*

13thmoon:

i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist