tocifer:

idiothair:

I really want to know if in the year 5000 or whatever archaeologists will dig up anime figures and theorize about them being ancient deities and fertility statues.

sasuke, the deity of revenge and abstinence

penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

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dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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queenmileycyrus:

ruinedchildhood:

Freshman Year

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Senior Year

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so accurate

rememberwhenyoutried:

a dystopian future novel where when teenagers come of age they are sorted into what spice girl they resemble, but one day a girl was sporty and baby

twated:

I’d be such a good girlfriend you’re all missing out

preys:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

what-mom:

relationship goals

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that-damned-bar-wench:

empressranaground:

therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?

childhood right here

wificrisis:

sorry:

When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant that I threw everything that was visible into somewhere that wasn’t visible

once you read this, always think that you are beautiful and loved and you should be happy about it

~kd

tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3