glitchdragon:

Person: *insults me*

me: ok bro whatevs

person: *hits or insults my dog*

me: *turns into FUCKING PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF SATAN*

13thmoon:

i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist 

pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

postllimit:

pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who claimed he knew 500 just bc he was an asshole

he knew six

swimminginmainstream:

held a door open for a girl today and didn’t even get a blowjob. so tired of getting friend zoned.

Oh my good. Just looking at this was painful.

heliolisk:

Its not really summer unless the radio has found 2-3 songs to overplay the shit out of

drugabusing:

why do sit ups when you can do sit downs and never move again

r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

image

“no.”

emosad420:

yo guys… like tell me if im being crazy but does it look to anyone else like these two are the same person? like you can see in the hair its kinda the same colour and the eyes are the same too, the teeth of the nerd and the other girl also seem pretty similar. maybe im reading too much into this?? what do u think??

emosad420:

yo guys… like tell me if im being crazy but does it look to anyone else like these two are the same person? like you can see in the hair its kinda the same colour and the eyes are the same too, the teeth of the nerd and the other girl also seem pretty similar.
maybe im reading too much into this?? what do u think??

bahbumplug:

when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows

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faffymungebimp:

rp-michael-j-caboose:

professor-goodwitch:

karkat-doodle-doo:

mectoharmonics:

salvatoreharan:

metangy:

farmers using snapchat is such a fucking concept to me

Edgar is the one in the hole

Free Edgar 2013

Dont free him

Free Edgar 2014

#FuckEdgar2014

Do not fuck Edgar

faffymungebimp:

rp-michael-j-caboose:

professor-goodwitch:

karkat-doodle-doo:

mectoharmonics:

salvatoreharan:

metangy:

farmers using snapchat is such a fucking concept to me

Edgar is the one in the hole

Free Edgar 2013

Dont free him

Free Edgar 2014

#FuckEdgar2014

Do not fuck Edgar